Best Of Gross Jokes, Volume 1

Best Of Gross Jokes, Volume 1

Julius Alvin

Language: English

Pages: 164

ISBN: 2:00263456

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

Volume 0ne of a two-volume collection of all-time favorites is a hilariously raunchy compendium that throws political correctness to the wind and points fun at everything from ethnic groups to politicians..

Review from amazon:
This book truly lives up to it's title. If you are looking for cutesy jokes, DO NOT buy this book! BUY IT if you like twisted adult, ethnic & off-the-wall jokes. Really Enjoyed It!

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a nd sweaty, and procJajms, "Well I'm sure the cow and heep didn't, but the way that pig 's always squealing, how can I tell?" What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no id ea. What do you call a d eer with no eyes and no legs, chewing on a razor blade? Still no bloody idea. What do you call a deer with no feel, legs, torso, neck, or head? A hat rack. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls? till no fuck.jng eye

an Iranian terrorist and aJAP? An Iranian terrorist makes fewer demands. 24 Julius Alvin Did you hear abou~ the new infl~rabl~ JAP doll? You put a ring on 1ts finger and 1ts h1ps expand. Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to. Why is a Jewish divorce so expensive? Because it's worth iL "Hey, rna," the kid called out as he came in the front door. "I found out today that I have the long~ peeker in the third grade." "That's great," his mother said. "Is it because I'm black,

Ma?" the kid asked. "No," his mother replied, "It's because you 're fourteen." What do you call a black woman with two or more daughters? Madam. BEST OF GROSS JOKES: VOLUME I 25 What do you call a black woman who's had an abortion? A crime fighter. What do you call the new cereal for black men? "Nuttin' Bitch." What do you call a hookers' convention? The Miss Black America competition. What do you call a black member of the G.O.P? A Republi-coon. What do you call a housing project in

sh e plays h ard to get; when you marry he r, she 's impossible to get. H ow long do rednecks cook their meat? U ntil the tire marks d isappear. Wh ere does a redneck go fo r food ? Hig hway I 01. Why don ' t they cremate Irishmen? Last time they tried, it took a week w put out the fire. H ow can you tell an Irish man in a topless bar? H e's the re to drink. BEST OF GROSS JOKES: VOLUWE I 39 Why is a porno movie like an Irish bar? They're both full of guys gelting st.ifT. Did you h ear


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