Giant Book of Dirty Jokes
Giant Book of Dirty Jokes
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surgery to cut off his cock. The Chinese surgeon examined Benson's penis. He consulted large medical books. Then he examined it again. "Is there any hope, doc?" Benson asked, plaintively. "Sure is hope!" the doctor said. "I make complete 79 examination. I lmow just what's wrong. You play with Chinese girl, but she very sick. You make mistake and go to American doctor. Trouble with American doctors, they always think money, money, money." Benson brightened up. ''You mean I aon't need surgery? My
with .l::.:very best friend. "Hey, what do you think you're doing?" "See," the wife said to the man beside her, "I told you he was stupid." 107 -~:..A ""seedy looking girl walked into a seedy looking couple of seeding looking customers stood at the other end. "Girnrne a Rheingold," she said. She took the glass of beer and swallowed it with one gulp. Then she fell to the floor in a dead faint. "Come, give me a hand," the bartender called. The two men helped the bartender carry her into the
fifteenyear-old, you're quite a lay. If you do it again, I'll give you back your duck. ' "Sure," said the boy. When his pleasurable work was through, he started on his way home. While he was crossing the main street in the village, the duck suddenly flew out of his hands and was hit by a passing beer truck. The driver of the truck felt sorry for the boy and gave him $2. When he got home, his father asked, "How did you make out?" The son said: "I got a fuck a duck, a duck for a fuck, and two
guide warned: "Be careful, senator I You go in there you liable to step in much um gwalla gwaUa." • t 50 ~parish A~~! priest couldn't resist the pretty young girL was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him. He told her to come with him to his room. There, he placed his arm around her. "Did the young man do this to you?" he asked. "Yes, Father, and worse," the girl replied. "Hmm," said the priest. He kissed her. "Did he do this?" ''Yes, Father, and worse," the girl said.
to try would have to pay one hundred dollars. People came from near and far. They paid their hundred and they tried, but, of course, none succeeded. Then just when things were going well, a familiar blue convertible drove up and the little man came out. He addressed Reggie: "Is it true that you'll pay me ten thousand dollars if I can make your elephant move his head from side to side?" "Yas." said Reggie, "but you've got to pay a hundred dollars to try." The little man banded Reggie the hundred