Obnoxiously Gross Jokes Volume XXVIII

Obnoxiously Gross Jokes Volume XXVIII

Julius Alvin

Language: English

Pages: 132

ISBN: B018CJC01M

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


For the millions of fans of the "Gross Jokes" series comes Julius Alvin's most hilarious, most obnoxiously disgusting collection yet! This outrageous book includes something to offend everyone with jokes about ethnic groups, homosexuals, women, politicians, and more.

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The Well of Lost Plots (Thursday Next Series)

The Sick Lovers Joke Book

Something Rotten (Thursday Next Novels)

The Comedians: Drunks, Thieves, Scoundrels and the History of American Comedy

Steve Allen's Private Joke File

The Hero's Guide to Storming the Castle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

frid ay nig ht a nd o n e for Saturday nighL " T he so n asks his fa th e r, " Wh a t's th e ix-p ac k for? " The fa th er re plie , " We ll , th a t's for when yo u ' re in co llege. Yo u have two for f riday night, two for a turday ni g ht, and two for Sunday morning." "Wha t's th e twelve-pack for?" the o n asks. " Th a t' s for '" he n you' re married," th e fa th er te ll him. " Yo u have one for J a nu ary, o n e for f eb ru ary, on e for Ma rch . .. . " 30 Ju li!Lt Alvin What' th e

frid ay nig ht a nd o n e for Saturday nighL " T he so n asks his fa th e r, " Wh a t's th e ix-p ac k for? " The fa th er re plie , " We ll , th a t's for when yo u ' re in co llege. Yo u have two for f riday night, two for a turday ni g ht, and two for Sunday morning." "Wha t's th e twelve-pack for?" the o n asks. " Th a t' s for '" he n you' re married," th e fa th er te ll him. " Yo u have one for J a nu ary, o n e for f eb ru ary, on e for Ma rch . .. . " 30 Ju li!Lt Alvin What' th e

GROSS J OKES 33 Wha t do you call a Polack who marries a black woman? A social climber. What do you call a fag with diarrhea? A juicy fruit. Wh y did the rubber fl y across the r oom? It got p issed off. 34 Juliu.sA/uin So two guys of limited in te l li ge n e we re on a hip th a t sank in th e m idd le of th ocean. Th ey managr LO infl a te a rubber life raft befotĀ·e the ship inks 1o the botto m of th e ocean . After fl oa tin g for six days in blazing h eat, th ey ran out o f food and'

vasectomy. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a supermarket bag? One's plastic and is hannfulto children. ll1e other one carries groceries. How many Deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. After it bums out they follow it around for years. 51 j uuus Aluin Wha t does a Deadhead ge t o n his I.Q. test? Drool. Wh at's black and .1ichael J ackson . '~hite and comes in little cans? OBNOXlOUSLY GROSS JOKES 55 OJ. Simpso n is Laking a ride in the country in

sexuality." "And what myths are those?" the salesman wants to know. "Well," the blonde says. "one popular myth is that your black males a re the most endowed, when in fact it 's the Native American man who has this traiL Also, it's widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover in the world, when in fac t it'sjewish men who' re the best lovers." Suddenly, l11e blonde becomes very embarrassed. Dlwhing. she says, ''I'm wrry, but I feel awkward discussing l11is when I don't even know you.

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