The New York City Cab Driver's Book of Dirty Jokes

The New York City Cab Driver's Book of Dirty Jokes

Jim Pietsch

Language: English

Pages: 304

ISBN: 0446615234

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

The Cab is Yellow, But the Jokes are Blue Did you hear the one about the first thing a blonde does in the morning? How about the nervous lady and the French horn player? Jim Pietsch may drive a clean cab, but his customers love to tell him dirty jokes. Now the wildly popular author of The New York City Cab Driver's Joke Book (Volumes 1 and 2) offers over 400 of Gotham's naughtiest rib-ticklers about the hot and the bothered, the cheaters and the cheated, and all things that go bump-and-grind in the night. The targets are endless: straights and gays, hoochies and husbands, cops and coeds, gullible hicks and, of course, city slickers. So if you're ready for a wild ride, buckle up, because The New York City Cab Driver's Book of Dirty Jokes will have you laughing a blue streak!

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already. 1just shit in your purse." N.Y. 115 010 DID A man goes into a restaurant, sits down, and starts to look at the menu. He sees that it reads: Cheeseburger ...... ...... .... .... .. S 7.00 Thna Salad Sandwich ........ .. . S 4.00 Hand Job ... .. ................. .. ... $ 12.00 The man does a double take, and as he's looking at the menu again to make sure that he's reading it right. a tall, voluptuous blonde waitress comes out oflhe kitchen. She walks over to his table, and says, "Can

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