What did he just say?: Unspeakable Jokes that you shouldn't tell at dinner parties or anywhere else.

What did he just say?: Unspeakable Jokes that you shouldn't tell at dinner parties or anywhere else.

Language: English

Pages: 130

ISBN: 1463549229

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


Unspeakable Jokes that you shouldn’t tell at dinner parties or anywhere else. Volume 1. A diversion from your typical tame jokes, What did he say? cruises down the fastlane and crosses over the "line" and keeps on going. Dishing out the most horrific jokes, the most extreme side-splitting humor that we have all come to love so much. Don't deny yourself the chance to laugh like you have never laughed before as you page through raunchy jokes and racist rants. No one is off limits in this no holds barred slam-down of extreme comedy. If you love 4CHAN, you'll love this book! If you love jokes that you can't say out loud in public - this is the book for you!

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............................................... .45 7 Pedophile Jokes .................................................. .49 8 Handicap Jokes ............................. ....................... 57 9 9/11 Jokes...... ...................................................... 65 10 Sexist Jokes .........................................................69 11 Homosexual Jokes ............................................ .75 12 Baby

ready l" She never replied. 50 What did he just say? A little girl has to go to the bathroom so she turns to her dad and goes, "Daddy, poo-poo." He goes, "Not now honey, wait like 5 minutes." The little girl really has to go, so she says a second time more urgently, "Daddy! Poo-poo!" and her dad says, "Alright, I'll pull out." Say what you like about pedophiles , at least they drive slowly past schools. Little Annie asked her father, "Daddy, can I have a pony?" Her dad says, "Only if you

over a hundred stories in seconds. 67 89 69 What did he just say? Q: Why should you never buy a woman a watch? A: There's a clock on the stove. Q: What do you do if your woman comes out of the kitchen complaining? A: Shorten her chains. Q: Why do women get periods? A : Because they FUCKING DESERVE IT! Q: How long does it take for a woman to have an orgasm? A: Who cares. If I had any less respect for women, I'd have to be a Muslim. 70 What did he just say? 0 : What do you say to

the feminist with no arms or legs? A : Nice tits, Bitch. 0 : Why can't Helen Keller drive? A : Because she's a woman! a: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? A : Punch her. Q : Do you know how to give a woman more freedom of speech? A : Take your dick out of her mouth! Q : What do you call the useless skin around the vagina? A : The woman . 71 What did he just say? Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question , feminists can't change

yo-yo. Nah, I'm just kidding--he has no idea who his father is. 4 What did he just say? What's the difference between a nigger and a battery? A battery has a positive side. Chinese guy walks into a bar with a black bartender. Chinese guy says, "Give me a jigger, nigger." Black bartender says, "Yo, man, that's not cool. You can't come in here and say that to me." The Chinese guy just smiles from ear to ear. "Give me a jigger, nigger." The black bartender says, "How would you like it if you

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